If they were OCZ they could name them "Titanic", "Bismark" and "Kamikaze".
Titanic is unsinkable and indestructable as long as it never makes a maiden voyage.
Bismark indestructable and faster than a Vertex Turbo 4 or even an Intel 520. At some point will start unending loops at boot and sink.
Kamikaze does 1500Mb/s. Once.