Originally Posted by
Conumdrum
Not watercooling but a backwards pump mistake.
In the printing press I used to be at, they used a large diaphram pump to suck out the old smelly stinky ink and water out of the purge pans. I'm talking about a 3" ID pipe stuck into a gooey mess of staining, algea stinky gunk. The other end of the pump is put in a 55 gallon drum.
Well someone hooked it up backwards. The person was holding the suction pipe at a perfect 45 degrees up in the air when the pump turned on. Well, the pump whent kachunk-whoosh like normal, except this time a nice fat 3" wide glob of ink flew out the end in a perfect arc and landed on the properly dressed production manager's head about 15 FEET away, splattering all over his white shirt, tie, in his ear and just a really good mess.
Once we picked ourself up off the floor from laughing so hard, the pressmen hooked the pump up right and went on thier merry way. Pro manager showered, changed, stayed stained for a few days, but no one got in big trouble.
OMG, it was sooooo funny!