The biggest FAIL in history

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Originally Posted by bekuna

Ooooh my :banana::banana::banana::banana:in goood

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ARGHHH my eyes.................my eyes :eek:

You really should receive a two week ban for that :yepp:

full Malodrax saga here. quite entertaining.. :rolleyes:

OMG hahahah

Hmm I'm too lazy to masturbate, but I have a boyfriend so my problem is solved..... but if Apple decided to design and make sextoys, I would strongly concider to become a basementdwelling hentai geek, and put my :banana::banana::banana::banana: collection into use.

I still have high hopes for Apple to make practical products someday. I really love their designs <3

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Originally Posted by vohu manah

Hmm I'm too lazy to masturbate, but I have a boyfriend so my problem is solved..... but if Apple decided to design and make sextoys, I would strongly concider to become a basementdwelling hentai geek, and put my :banana::banana::banana::banana: collection into use.

I still have high hopes for Apple to make practical products someday. I really love their designs <3

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you definitely bring something to the XS community we don't often see :P:up:

do you have more hentai :banana::banana::banana::banana: than real :banana::banana::banana::banana:?:p:

OMFG!! I read the worst date and I actually died laughing. My heart stopped and I was dead for like 5 seconds. My stomach hurts from laughing and the front of my shirt is all wet from wiping the tears out of my eyes while I was about to fall out of my chair. I was laughing so hard and so loud that I pissed off my wife and she left the room because she couldnt turn the TV up loud enough to hear The Biggest Loser over my LOL!! Epic. And those MSPaint picts were a thing of beauty.

Those pics describing his disaster date just floored me,i still think the guys a wind up merchant though,there's no way.....

that's what happens when random idiots find out how to get on the internet

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Originally Posted by DeltZ

you definitely bring something to the XS community we don't often see :P:up:

do you have more hentai :banana::banana::banana::banana: than real :banana::banana::banana::banana:?:p:

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lol thanks ^^
I used to, but my boyfriend deleted all my Rule34: Dragon BallZ yaoi that I had downloaded on his computer....

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Originally Posted by little_scrapper

OMFG!! I read the worst date and I actually died laughing. My heart stopped and I was dead for like 5 seconds. My stomach hurts from laughing and the front of my shirt is all wet from wiping the tears out of my eyes while I was about to fall out of my chair. I was laughing so hard and so loud that I pissed off my wife and she left the room because she couldnt turn the TV up loud enough to hear The Biggest Loser over my LOL!! Epic. And those MSPaint picts were a thing of beauty.

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I've read that story many places on the web, it's really old.... but somehow his version is the funniest :D