Penalties for what? :shrug:
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Dark, where's the vodka brother? I know you bathe in the stuff, but come on, a shot or 5? Its for a good cause!
I appreciate the fact we have such an unbiased race steward. :) Usually there are penalties for jumping the flag and or the light. Teams are always given warm up laps and or trial runs prior to competitions starting. ;) No penalties assessed.
Dak was just upset the Bobs gave Mike Time off for fishing without his knowledge. He always goes ballistic when he doesn't get his XSR reports ( Xtremesystems race reports) on time. :yepp:
Mike currently in a meeting with the Bobs...
The Bobs: "They want how many XSR reports???
Mike: "At least 10 daily."
The Bobs: "Don't worry! We'll take care of that. :)
Mike: "And the XSR reports aren't the worst of it. Dak isn't my only boss. I have to answer to 30 other bosses and they all want XSR reports too!" :confused:
The Bobs: "Thanks Mike that is really good info. We have a feeling you won't have to worry about at least 29 of those bosses or the extra 9 XSR reports ever again. Thanks Mike. You've made our jobs soooo much easier. Don't be surprised if there is a promotion for you in this. We think you should have your own crew. Could you handle being in charge?"
Mike: "Ummm, yeah no problem guys. Can you do anything about those trash can lids that wake me up every morning?" :p::p:
WFO...Most excellent...:ROTF::rofl:Not so sure about Mikey with his own crew yet. What size was the fish? Synth, I am tipping my jug for you..:rofl:
Practice all you want RR. You can run but you can't hide! My Acme jato rockets should arrive in time to eat you for lunch. Or have they arrived already? Is that UPS at my door? :rofl:
All the best,
Wiley Coyote :D
Mike did say the green flag had dropped on trash talking. Not my forte... but I'll try to make due. :p: Bench racing is virtual racing. :rofl:
Acme jato rockets on sale at the Egg for only $399. I was surprised to see they had 512 Shaders and Core running at 900Mhz...Wow, lookout nVidia & ATI...F@H claims 18,000 ppd on these puppies. WFO rcv'd 3 of these units. Egg only has 14 left. Better hurry...
ThunderDuck, stay away from my PIE !!!
RR> Big trouble for you Mr. Man...I see a flat tire in your future. I called the IRS and anynomously reported your $62,000 gambling winnings. Hope audit goes well.
Mikey> Talked to the Bobs and no promo in the near term, although they are impressed with the big fish you caught...They said it will look nicely on the furnance next to your desk. I don't think it was good to blow off the Rgn'l VP's visit to go fishing...Just a guess though.
rofl.. that was great. it's my bedtime.. c u guys in the morning... I had a flu shot this week, and with the immunosuppression drugs I'm on for my transplants, it's got me kinda loopy and feverish.. need some tylenol and sleep..
Have a good night sleep Mike. If you get that much rest we will expect a very lengthy XSR report tomorrow. :rofl:
God this Sunday is going to a nice one. Football and the start of the race. :up:
Football isn't an issue since I only care about the CAL Bears. They play on Saturday. For Whiskey and Tango members... I can only say: "Prepare to go down." Mike said Foxtrot will trot and he may be guilty of insider trading. :shocked: Office gossip and all. Dak and the regional VP think they have the goods on Mike but who knows?? :shrug:
Foxtrot ftW!!
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I have you now. :rofl:
lol 22.9 years...
Damnit I hate it when then box feels the need to reboot after autoupdates. It sat the whole night (8 hrs) around without doing anything.
Jager is boring...:rolleyes:
They should let kids drink Jager instead of Hi-C. :ROTF:
Shots of Tequila is where it's at! :wiggle:
My gx2 is now clocked as high as it can go before it gives me unstable_machine lol 744core 1860shader 1055 mem :D
Hey Malcontent I thought I wouldn't have to carry the red lantarn this contest, darn you :wtf:
How much ppd you getting now :wasntme: