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nerd award of the year...you made me laugh sooo hard :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rof l::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Serpentarius
watch that.. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1754623
Like an 8 year old needs a reason to be mad?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kobalt
When he unplugs it again, jerk the cord from him and wrap it around his neck, and say "I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse". Then he'll be so terrified, he'll either tell your mom and you'll get thrown out, or he'll never do it again. Either way, two birds, one stone!
that's real good huh? :ROTF:Quote:
Originally Posted by Asgard_thor
sounds like GodFather style ... authentic ..Quote:
Originally Posted by Omastar
but it's better if you detach the cord itself fully and show of your cowboy whipslash :D
Lets wait until he kills your harddrive(s) then youll know what to do.
overreact like him
i'm really surprised how much attention this thread gets
I would beat his ass. If you do it right the first time you'll never have to do it again. Plus he'll learn a valuable life lesson. There are consequences for being a :banana::banana::banana::banana:. You may save him future pain and humiliation. Think of it as a humanitarian exercise. :D :D :D
get another old power supply and sit it next to the computer, put a power cord in it, and maybe he wont be smart enough to unplug the right one
if that doesn't work, duct tape his hands behind his back for an afternoon.
duct tape solves everything :D
start yelling WTF, and tell your my he did something worse then he did..Quote:
Originally Posted by i found nemo
okay, it's really simple... Honestly, I'd grab his favorite 5 or 6 toys and put them in the ultra-super-high-untouchable spot in YOUR room, tell your mom, and then see what happens. If you beat him to your parental figures, you win.
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Originally Posted by FUGGER
fugger, first thought i almost thought u felt sorry for the kid, but thats just awful.... Burn Baby Burn!!!
if the computers in your room, just kick him outside and lock you room. that is if u have a lockable room.
ever read a book/series of ender? that very much reminded me of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by _Slim_Shady_
edit. but then again, i think he killed all the people he fought. so mabey not to such an extreme
Fab something together. Also iirc PCP&C has a cord lock to prevent accidental cord removal. Other than that, put the computer on the inside wall of a desk. It'll stop the annoying kid from grabbing it easily. If he thinks he can get away with it anyways--throw his night light in the garbage can! Make sure to pick a large garbage can--so if he tries to go in after it, you can put the cover on it and duct tape it until trash day! :p:
buy him his own comp, doesnt have to be any good, but it'll keep him busy and the slower it is the harder you grow a future xtreme oc'er. Or, do it the old fashioned way, beat him, stick his head in the toilet, torch his room, throw his console out of the driving car... feel free to combine at will:p:
Keep him out of your room when you're in there. Lock it when you leave.
quote for teh win man.,..Quote:
Originally Posted by ex2cib
honestly ill just staple his fingers.... lol.. thatll teach him...
when you are babysitting him duct tape his hands behind his back then his feet to his hands then duct tape his head to the toilet, flush it a few times, and ask him if he'll ever do it again. when he says yes untape him from the toilet only and leave his hands and feet taped until the parents get home and tell them he did it to himself after yoou told him you'd pay him 10 bucks to do it
P.S. keep the 10 bucks
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Originally Posted by WhiteFireDragon
hehe, that would be great :clap: you could tie him or even dope him j/k
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Originally Posted by Omastar
I swear I laughed big time :D :D
Sleeve the cord with barbed wire. Say its a mod :D
rofl, i like the barbed wire approach :D, although if i was in ur situation a serios freak out is the route id go :D:D
One of these... http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...%3Den%26sa%3DN
Please. Such violence.Quote:
Originally Posted by FUGGER
The idea is to make the point in a way that the little bugger will remember
1) Go to store and buy a pound of jalapenos
2) Take and mince in blender, then pour into tupperware container, cover and set aside.
3) wait for "wash" day, when this little cherubs weeks worth of undies are in the pile of clothes to be washed.
4) Separate his underwear from all else.
5) Run a load of just his undies and when the machine goes to the rinse cycle pour in the jalapenos.
The rinse water will make damned sure that the jalapenos excrete all their oil and permeate the clothing with it.
When junior next put's on said pair of affected clothing nothing will happen until he starts to sweat a little as all humans do.
Then just sit back and watch the fireworks.. Literally..
A lesson learned..:D
LOL yea that would work :DQuote:
Originally Posted by road-runner
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Originally Posted by FUGGER
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Originally Posted by Movieman
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Originally Posted by Kristall-99
I'll have to check that out...who's the author? :D
Is it Orson Scott Card?
http://www.amazon.com/Enders-Game-Bo...6128853&sr=8-1