Oooooooooo I can buy some XS goodies now - yay!
Will have to wait until I have some money though :(
Shame the thong is white else I'd buy 1
~Bex
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Oooooooooo I can buy some XS goodies now - yay!
Will have to wait until I have some money though :(
Shame the thong is white else I'd buy 1
~Bex
Can we have a t-shirt with the new logo, please? :D
This logo too? :D :up:
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/179/awesomexs.jpg
Do you want to be able to chew your food on your next birthday?:p:Quote:
Originally Posted by [XC] Synthetickiller
Chewing is overrated. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Movieman
:p:
I'll buy a thong even in white with that logo :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by [XC] Synthetickiller
~Bex
But being physically able to is not!:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by [XC] Synthetickiller
Oh the comments I could make.Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
Excuse me while I go and slap my own face!:D
You're right, I couldn't... Why? Because the tongue isn't long enough :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Movieman
Someone photochop it so it's longer - then I'll wear a thong with printed on it AND take a photo of me doing so for promotional sales :rofl: :ROTF:
~Bex
i think its time for jupiler to return the favor and ban you...Quote:
Originally Posted by Movieman
jk jk
My heart..someone call 911:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
Someone, please someone, get the photoshop going...This could fund XS for a whole year...not the thongs...selling the promo photos...just warn Dave to sit down first
Fixed!:p:Quote:
Originally Posted by OldChap
We should just save Dave the trouble and ban him now. I will do the honors. :)
Somehow I knew we'd see you in here!:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Planet
Ban? Since when can XIP ban?:D
Man I asked for an XS shirt with Dave days ago! Guess I should have done it in this thread! :D
No, you weren't cute and female so you got ignored!:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by WrigleyVillain
Shall I go get the fan then?Quote:
Originally Posted by OldChap
Cute? Where? *looks around* I only see a female... that being moi... no cute females here though?Quote:
Originally Posted by Movieman
No seriously - someone send me a baby doll t-shirt of traditional XS design and thong with the customised logo and I'll get a photo to earn myself some kind and let yous use it in exchange for some kind of "Xtreme" title :P:
...
There just might need to be someone photochopping it to make it better though :rofl::ROTF:
~Bex
You want to be responsible for 12,000 over testosteroned teen age males having to explain to their mothers why they suddenly are taking a cold shower and doing laundry in the middle of the day?:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
I tried to ban Dave months ago, sadly vbulletin is smart enough to realize Dave > *Quote:
Originally Posted by Planet
:(
I sense a business transaction occurring soon. We need a Babes of XS page.. start recruiting boys.Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
hmm, Lets see, I could ban Jupiler so I imagine a Mod:rofl: is easier!Quote:
Originally Posted by [XC] gomeler
You guys just have to see the pics I just received..
Dear sweet baby Jesus!
OH MY!:shocked:
Now I know what they mean by a "Bonnie Lass!:p:
Haha so is that enough to earn me an XS title? Or do I need to actually make some sales first? :P:
~Bex
From the second pic you sent I may change your title toQuote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
"Xtreme Contortionist"..Dear Lord lady!
I couldn't put my legs behind my neck when I was 5 years old!:eek:
Never knew what bonnie actually meant. Apparently it means pretty. So.. those pictures should be public domain. I want to see some bonnie asses!Quote:
Originally Posted by Movieman
err lasses.
To quote robocop 1, "I'd buy that for a dollar!"Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
Get the blue-ish grey colored though instead. :up:
I'd lawl. :up::up:
DELETE FROM vb_userQuote:
Originally Posted by [XC] gomeler
WHERE USER = "22652"
:D
Already got photos of EnJoY's mother in XS thong ;)
Movieman should actually get that thong for himself.
Why? B/c he's our very own Hasselhoff!
There's that old question about what does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?Quote:
Originally Posted by [XC] Synthetickiller
I don't know about the Scotsman but I now know about the Scotswoman!:rolleyes:
Sharing? Are you daft? These pics stay in the vault..
Aw now now, maybe if the lads are "nice" I can maybe let a "tame" picture slip?
~Bex
After what I've seen today I think your idea of a "tame pic" would crash the Xs servers and the backbone they are connected to!Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
Besides, this is a PG rated forum so I'd have to remove them..;)
lol don't have access to the database :( and I don't want to see anyone's mom in a thong unless she's younger than me :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Planet
Dave isn't anyone's mom but I don't want to see him in a thong either just as I imagine he doesn't want to see me in a thong :shakes:Quote:
Originally Posted by [XC] Synthetickiller
His sword? :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Movieman
Nice:Tame? So by that correlation if we are bad we'll get a naughty picture?Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
I think I'll go into the admin software and create a separate llocked section for this thread..
and charge $100.00/person admission..
I'll be rich in an hour and surpass Gates by tromorrow noontime!:rofl:
Well this is true... would need to request permission... I'll just need to put some more clothes on than those that I wore (or lacked) in the photos that I passed over to you :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Movieman
Doesn't work that way hun ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by [XC] gomeler
~Bex
:yepp::yepp: and :yepp:Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
Now I see why hacking skills would be oh-so advantageous.Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
Wear a halo? ....over my head instead of round my ankles?Quote:
Originally Posted by Movieman
~Bex
I sense Fugger will be launching a daughter/sister/mother/aunt/...-site soon called "XtremeSexy.org"Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
With his Vegas-'connections', it should be no problem at all :D
Oh well - there goes my requirements / need for me to be around
~Bex
Personally I'm waiting for him to close down this thread!:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
Movieman, the fallout from your banner (yes, it IS your banner now!) knows no limits.
That said... I hope it perpetuates......
Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
Agreed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Movieman
Work is prolly going to wonder why I'm going in with half my face beat red... :eek: lol
:::runs from thread:::
Just amazing this thread hasn't been killed. We're good at keeping it pseudo G-rated or what? lol
Only because I haven't posted the pics.,.Quote:
Originally Posted by [XC] Synthetickiller
Then this place would be shut down so fast you'd miss it in the middle of a blink..
:rofl:
This is a PC enthusiast forum not /b/! I am totally offended. For shame on you filthy people! You are all going to hell! :shakes:
(And no I can't actually type that with a straight face).
Quote:
Originally Posted by Movieman
That is what a blender is for. :D
As for the Bonnie lass,
Pics or it never happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh it happened all right but if you think I'm posting them just so you'll have "fapping material" your out of your mind!:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by phelan1777
Nah I didn't say anything about "fapping material" I has my own celtic bonnie lass here to fap over and in that case, I don't need to fap :P.Quote:
Originally Posted by Movieman
My blood is from the Scotland region, I always enjoy seeing my ancestral natural beauty!
I heard you like hills and valleys.....
...
...
How about some home material?
...
...
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/b...4042010099.jpg
That be the view overlooking my home town - well - the hillside valley view looking onto the next town which is behind the next hill beyond the reservoir :P:
~Bex
Can you send him a "little" pic so his testosterone levels will drop?Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
Maybe a pic of an ankle as God's truth I don't think his heart could handle anything more than that!
Definately nothing above mid-calf max or it's 911 call for him!:rofl:
Hey Dave.... if Xtreme custom titles are being negotiated for pictures, wanna find out whats under a Scotsmans kilt? :p: :D:D:D:D
Kenny, I don't think you'll be getting the title of best female UK oc'er.
Maybe on the hwbot forums, though.
Please, you have no idea things I have seen :P.Quote:
Originally Posted by Movieman
As for the scenic image.........../facepalm:ROTF:
Poll: Which XS members own a raincoat? :rofl:
I have one, but you have to hold it shut with both hands or it flies open!:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by OldChap
THIS is a conversation going places!
Dark, lonely places........
NO!:sofa:Quote:
Originally Posted by K404
Get back ter yer Auzie "Becks" lass Kenny - we all know you wear briefs anyway!Quote:
Originally Posted by K404
Back on topic though - can we pretty please get the new logo on a top? Need something interesting to wear with my kilt to the GOOC 2010 :D
~Bex
[edit] actually that was a bit below the belt bringing her into it... thought it might be funny that you have a Becks because you can't get a Bex but that was unnecessary - my apologies
If you navigate to the Wamps section, you'll see a thread that will make you realise that cowering behind a couch is no longer a safe thing to do :p:
Edit for Bex. I do? Who told you? :p: :D She wasn't Aussie, she was English :p:
Listen, I'll give you any title you want as long as you DON'T show me!:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by K404
Thanks to Massman, I just became the #1 UK Female OC'er on HWBot. I think im all good for custom titles...... :rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:Got'cha!
I won't discuss the things I've seen. I want to continue being a productive member of this forum. :D
Meh... don't remember which... All I remember is her taking the piss out my fake converse and running off with you before your party night was over... :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by K404
By the time I staggered home I was hammered... nearly had to stay over at em... god... i can't even remember their names... fail.. point was I gave up caring or remembering the rest of the details of that night!
I aint telling you who either! They say when you feel bold you exchange them for jock boxers instead!
-1000 respect points now for you stealing my title! Going to have to go to GOOC and earn the respect and title back :shakes:
~Bex
[edit]
GOD BLESS YOU MOVIEMAN! *gives a high-five and a kiss on the cheek for being a godsend with abusive admin powers of WIN*Quote:
Originally Posted by Movieman
You warmed up with Phelan + Jup. I was an easy kill :rofl: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Movieman
I didn't steal, I was handed stolen goods :p: I'd like to disqualify myself from the class for having the wrong chromosomes.Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
Oh I haven't even started on Phelan yet..Quote:
Originally Posted by K404
That will be a sight too gruesome to be shown to young children!:rofl:
Back to you:I do think that fair is fair correct and since we are in a day of equal equality I think Bex should get the same title you did.
All in favor say AYE!:D
Aye!
But he got it without the "?" at the end because I suppose it's still debatable if I AM the best in the UK - probably someone better out there... AND female
~Bex
Thankfully, there is a question mark over my female OCing title. A very big one.
Would explain this?Quote:
Originally Posted by K404
http://www.g2ic.com/images00/i167.ph...1264565050.gif
When the hell did you get yourself filmed and made into a GIF? *really, uncanny likeness :p:)
~Bex
Do you think it would be tacky to go "traditional" on my wedding day and wear a Kilt?:shrug::wasntme:
Considering my gf's parents are English and all...............:D
Nope - wouldn't be tacky - be more common sense.
It's better looking than a Tuxedo AND if you go traditional you can scoop her up, rush to the car / hotel room / toilet / behind a tree (you can see where I'm going with this) and get the celebrations started early and no one would know any better as you won't "get caught with yer pants down" ;)
~Bex
:rofl::up: I like her, can we keep her?:DQuote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
I'm NOT a pet! :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by phelan1777
Lol well that's my wedding plans anyway! Whoever I marry shall be in a kilt, and if he has no family tartan he shall wear mine in memorable honor of my dad! I'm sure there's an advert somewhere of a couple standing at the aisle and the wife to be grabs a grope of her soon-to-be husband's ass lifting the kilt slightly to reveal he's wearing nothing underneath :D
~Bex
;):p:Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
Well, you are talking about your wedding day. That means we can confirm that you ARE female.Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
http://qcenglish110.files.wordpress..../09/shiny2.jpg
Since you've seen the above picture, are you still reading or are you just staring at the "pretty, shiny things?" :D
:eek:Shineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
...
*spots Dave's PC* :slobber:
:woot: pr000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000n! :hump:
...
*sees this thread http://www.xtremesystems.org/forums/....php?t=249169* :sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:
...
*looks back at Dave's PC and produces sigh of relief*
Proper Pr0n. Nothing better. Well, unless I can get a tasteful :banana::banana::banana::banana:o that features sexy rigs in the back or having sex on top of...
~Bex
(Dusts the top of the Mountain Mods case so that you will feel comfortable):DQuote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
This thread is ridiculous... but I like it :D
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Movieman
*hugs case*
No, as soon as I'm done moving and settled into my new job and house, I promise I'll finish my rig and order some XS gear to go with it all and perhaps even get some pics of me wearing the stuff posing over/around my rig :D
~Bex
I found the perfect thing for you at the XS store and if I had your address I'd send it..Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
On that note I'm off to stretch out and finish reading Tom Clamcy's The Bear and the Dragon..
Nite all,
NOW that is true geek PRON!:up:Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
Wow... i like her... lolQuote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
DMTA dirty minds think alike :D
Seems like the GOOC UK events are legendary; no one remembers anything of the night. How do you guys (and gal!) remember who won?Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
No wonder Kenny never reaches the EU finals ... to drunk to realize
@ Senater_Cache
less a reply to your comment and more praise for the awesomeness of your avatar!!! i accept!
Where i can find for sale/ for trade on this forum?
Sorry for off topic :)
Look here --> http://www.xtremesystems.org/forums/...d.php?t=234860 and stop posting in any thread, becouse You must have 100 posts, but 100 constructive posts, not like "great, I like, wow"
Hmmm I think I may actually order some stuff... Need new underwear :D
:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
i think Fugger found a model :rofl::ROTF::rofl::ROTF::rofl::ROTF::rofl::ROTF::r ofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by IFMU
Lol! Nuh uh - I'm too fat to be a model :p: Only fit in 30" waist and my face would need a whole lotta photoschopin'
I haven't had a 30" waist since Jim Morrison died, ha ha!Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
But. "I can walk into any Bingo Parlor knowing I can have any woman there!" - Al Bundy
Just keeping the store on top.
would love to see a black fitted T. I like white Ts but i just get them too dirty too fast