Let me put this in a proper perspective for you..
The Sahara desert used to look like the green hills of Vermont and then fart_plume spent a week there.
nuff said?
It would not only clean out your nasal passages but eliminate life as we know it for a 1000 miles in every direction..
HMM,wait, looking at Austrailia, they may well have dropped him in the middle of the continent at some point in time!:ROTF: