Originally Posted by
IanY
I just had McDonald's for lunch today. It was just plain disgusting.
I ate what was supposed to be their premium sandwich.. Angus Third Pound... it was dry and the juicy fat content was missing from the patty.. sounds like someone ran that sucker throughthe microwave ten times. A rubber tire would have been more tender. You could throw it against the wall and it will bounce back and smack you in the ass.
The fries were hot out of the fryer but were bland... vegetable oil... give me the animal lard!! The fries had no taste.
Coke is supposed to be coke all around the world, but my Coke tasted flat and icky... not that I have tasted urine, but that's probably what urine tastes like.
I decided that my ass needed more fat, so I asked for a hot fudge sundae. I had to order in Spanish because the cashier had no idea what hot fudge was. And then I asked for nuts, and she said .. its either fudge or nuts... so I raised Cain and embarrassed the manager.
It was the most pleasant experience indeed!
Gimme the fat and the lard!! When I ask for ice cream, don't give me frozen yogurt!!