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Originally Posted by LiberalElephant

ASUS actually hates you and wants you to die by way of freak south bridge chipset fire than eventually englufs your entire house while you sleep. The kicker is that ASUS installs a program on your computer that causes it to download gay porn while you are idle until the south bridge over-heats and you die in a gay-porn fireball. Your relatives find your hard drive full of gay porn and the evil empire of ASUS has struck again.

Disclaimer: Being gay is okay. ASUS is not actually trying to kill you in a fireball of gay-porn.

This post was worthless and I am very very bored.