Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of dialup, I will fear no lag: for thou art with me; thy lights and thy bandwidth they comfort me. Thou preparest a website before me in the presence of mine boredom: thou anointest my ports with data; my hard drive runneth over. Surely fast surfing and low access rates shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of cisco systems for ever.
If one more person posts an analogy involving a CD left on a table in a public place, I will club this baby seal to death.
Web Creators Call Internet Outdated
The internet appeared very upset upon hearing this news and responded as it often does to most criticisms:
STFU n00b
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky—Try to take over the world."
Pinky and the Brain aired their last episode on September 28, 1998.
Google was founded September 7, 1998.
Coincidence? I think not.
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