Food for Thought

[JBELL]

Man with hand in pocket feel :banana::banana::banana::banana:y all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget

[Smizack]

Heh.

Man who stick d!ck in jar of peanut butter, fukking nuts!

[Lady_Germ]

If an insect falls into a glass of Pepsi, then:

The Saudi:
Throws the glass away and walks out.

The American:
Takes the insect out, and drinks the Pepsi.

The Chinese:
Eats the insect, and throws the Pepsi away.

The Israeli:
Sucks the Pepsi from the insect before throwing the insect and
drinks the
Pepsi.

The Pakistani:
Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his Pepsi before
throwing
away both the insect and the Pepsi and vows to reply in kind.

The Indian:
Accuses Pakistan for helping the insect to infiltrate into the
glass,
supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the Pepsi,
blames
it as long term ISI operation, terms the insect as an Islamic
militant,
then an Afghan mercenary and finally a Pakistan SSG commando in
undercover operation and present the identity card of the bug to
prove
that it indeed is a Pakistan army personnel in an undercover
operation to
change the status of Line of Control, and vows to defend every inch
of
the glass and every drop of the Pepsi and demand that US should
declare
Pakistan a terrorist country.

[Smizack]

LMAO!! that's good!:D