Funny Windows Slogans

[John Cena]

http://humorix.org/slogans/

Some of my favorites are ...

Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste.

Why use Windows, since there is a door?

Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS

Do you remember when you only had to pay for windows when *you* broke them?

National Weather Service advice for those threatened by severe thunderstorms: "Go inside a sturdy building and stay away from WINDOWS!"

Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [ OK ]

If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed... Oh wait, he does.

Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves.

With Windows Millennium, Microsoft was able to get the boot time down to 25 seconds. That's almost as short as it's uptime.

[John Cena]

ROFLMAO!!


Microsoft should switch to the vacuum cleaner business where people actually want products that suck.


Have you ever noticed that at trade shows Microsoft is always the one giving away stress balls?


Windows: Where do you want to go today?
MacOS: Where do you want to be tomorrow?
Linux: Are you coming or what?


I will never trust someone called GATES that sells WINDOWS

MCSE == Mentally Challenged Slave of the Empire.

Windows contains FAT.
Use Linux -- you won't ever have to worry about your weight.

Q: How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It cannot be done. You will need to upgrade your house.

Linux - It is now safe to turn on your computer.

Where do you want Bill Gates to go today?

The relative speed of a computer, regardless of CPU architecture, is inversely proportional to the number of Microsoft products installed.

I'm not a programmer, but I play one at Microsoft.

Windows 2000 is more secure than Linux...
Since the machine is offline half of the time because of crashes, it cannot be accessed globally, therefore producing higher security.

[3rd-Dimension]

"I'm not a programmer, but I play one at Microsoft."

was MILDLY amusing. The rest were......eh.

[Farbror]

Originally posted by 3rd-Dimension
"I'm not a programmer, but I play one at Microsoft."

was MILDLY amusing. The rest were......eh.

Jupp