A book for fart plume

[[XC] serlv]

stumbled across this and thought of you :)

[64dragon]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: the faces on the cover are priceless

[[XC] serlv]

Excerpts...

Vital statistics:
It is possible to go a whole day without farting but in general
my vital statistics are:
Average volume of passage of wind in healthy male:
• 600 ml
Average number ot passages:
• Man: 15-17 farts in 24 hours
• Woman: 8-9 farts in 24 hours (OK they do it less but they
do do it!)

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i'm wondering if this is, perhaps, fart plume...

"I have come across one study which makes a case for a man
living in Oklahoma who farted as often as 145 times daily,
including 83 farts in one four-hour period. I have yet to come
across this human hurricane, but I would dearly love to meet
him or anyone else that can make such an impressive claim."

[[XC] mysticmerlin]

And Scott what was you searching for to find this gem if I may ask?

[[XC] serlv]

mysticmerlin;3333364']And Scott what was you searching for to find this gem if I may ask?

i was wind-surfing

[Martijn]

serlv;3333378']i was wind-surfing

Yeah right :ROTF:

[[XC] mysticmerlin]

Yeah right :ROTF:

:with:

[road-runner]

I wonder if fart plume has a remote farting machine?

http://www.bestofasseenontv.com/FArt_Machine/FM2-Farrrt.jpg

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[[XC] serlv]

more excerpts

"Two English couples are standing in the pub.
One of the men farts very loudly and the
other one says, 'Sir, you just passed wind
before my wife!'The first man says,'Sorry, old
bean, I didn't realize it was her turn!'"

"A young man is coming home from a nightclub
with a lady for the first time. He's never had sex
before and knows nothing about 'these things'. The
lady says to him, 'Just relax, I'm gonna do what is
called a 69er'. This sounds okay so he tries it out. A
few seconds into it the lady rips off the hugest fart,
but before she can apologize, the young man gets
up and walks out, saying, 'Stuff this, I can't handle
another 68 of those!'"

"Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the
required pressure."

[[XC] serlv]

More...

"AN ODE TAE A FERT

Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
stert workin like a gentle breeze
but soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
will have ye blawin all ower the place
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
a'bodys gonnae have tae pay
even if ye try to stifle
It's like a bullet oot a rifle"

[fart_plume]

[XC] serlv:
i was wind-surfing

So that's what your calling it now.......................:ROTF:




road-runner: I wonder if fart plume has a remote farting machine?

Not yet but it's in the works...........:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[[XC] serlv]

"Hi, I'm Vee, and I'm a farter. I once farted and animals
started sniffing my backside. I told them to simmer
down, but it was no use. Some people caught on that
hese animals were sniffing me, and I am now known as
'fanbeepmano', which in my national language means
'one whose farts are smelled by mammals'.
Vee W"