View Full Version : USB Pole Dancer - BANNED in the UK
Charles Wirth
05-24-2007, 05:25 PM
Pulled from shelves in the UK one week after they went on sale, this item pops up in the USA on the local Fry's shelf. There was about 20 in stock, all unopened.
Banned in the UK; http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=421521&in_page_id=1770&ct=5
As you can see from the packaging they are a bit rough but acceptable.
http://fugger.netfirms.com/pd/p1.jpg
They are marked at L19.50 but remarked at $29.99 and for 18 years and older. So if you are a minor dont view the attached video or you might be scarred for life.
http://fugger.netfirms.com/pd/p0.jpg
She comes with her own song and dance and works as a speaker. She will twist and ride the pole to the music. The base of the pole rotates with multicolor LEDS flash in sync. If there is no music she sits inactive.
http://fugger.netfirms.com/pd/p2.jpg
The motor is a bit noisey but she works better than expected.
http://fugger.netfirms.com/pd/p3.jpg
I would expect to see these on Ebay soon.
http://fugger.netfirms.com/pd/p4.jpg
Here is the video, sorry about the mov format as that is what my camera saved as.
http://fugger.netfirms.com/pd/pd.mov
NickS
05-24-2007, 05:42 PM
This is going to start a bunch of America bashing comments but why? I think UK bashing comments are in order. Rofls @ them.
RADCOM
05-24-2007, 05:46 PM
can I import rofl " No sex please we're british" lmao
apexracing
05-24-2007, 05:49 PM
This has to be the epitome of trashy American crap. Good on Britain for banning them. No-one needs those things. Get a life and go to a proper lap dancing bar.
I can see the humour in it, that only pathetic blokes which can't get a lap dance even by waving a $100 note will buy them. Getting your jollies by watching a plastic figure of a woman go up and down a pole... :ROTF:
NickS
05-24-2007, 05:52 PM
I think that's what it's intended purpose was, for laughs, not to get a hard on.
Charles Wirth
05-24-2007, 05:53 PM
Its a speaker too!
BenchZowner
05-24-2007, 05:53 PM
just LOL :D
afireinside
05-24-2007, 05:55 PM
This has to be the epitome of trashy American crap. Good on Britain for banning them. No-one needs those things. Get a life and go to a proper lap dancing bar.
I can see the humour in it, that only pathetic blokes which can't get a lap dance even by waving a $100 note will buy them. Getting your jollies by watching a plastic figure of a woman go up and down a pole... :ROTF:
Yeah, all us Americans love plastic dolls :rolleyes:
EDITED: FUGGER
Charles Wirth
05-24-2007, 05:56 PM
Carefull with the language, dont want to offend anyone.
apexracing
05-24-2007, 05:57 PM
Yeah, all us Americans love plastic dolls :rolleyes:
Only those who deny, are the fools. ;)
Cupcake
05-24-2007, 06:06 PM
LOL Thats pretty cool :p
S1mon-
05-24-2007, 07:01 PM
LOL Way funny !
irev210
05-24-2007, 07:41 PM
This has to be the epitome of trashy American crap. Good on Britain for banning them. No-one needs those things. Get a life and go to a proper lap dancing bar.
I can see the humour in it, that only pathetic blokes which can't get a lap dance even by waving a $100 note will buy them. Getting your jollies by watching a plastic figure of a woman go up and down a pole... :ROTF:
Ah, see this is great about America, we actually get a choice to decide for ourselves if this is trash or not...
I personally think it is funny.
RangerXLT8
05-24-2007, 07:42 PM
ha that song is from Pink Floyds Live PULSE concert...
Finally, an upgrade I can make to my computer that my redneck southern friends can appreciate...
Charles Wirth
05-24-2007, 07:58 PM
Yep, Pink Floyd live Shine on you crazy diamond.
Planet
05-24-2007, 08:16 PM
Yep, Pink Floyd live Shine on you crazy diamond.
Yea were u playing that in the backround
dinos22
05-24-2007, 08:21 PM
that's the reason UK is not considered an European country by others on the continent
they're :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana: whipped pansies :D:D:D:D:D
j/k :D
RangerXLT8
05-24-2007, 08:34 PM
Makes me even more proud to be an American. We love neked chicks..
Makes me even more proud to be an American. We love neked chicks..
I'm sure we all do, but this is about some plastic "meat" :ROTF:
dinos22
05-24-2007, 08:46 PM
Makes me even more proud to be an American. We love neked chicks..
eeeeererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
americans are a bit toooo conservative we all know that lol .>>> all the lobbyists and all :down:
but this thread takes the cake :rofl:
pobolycwm
05-24-2007, 09:10 PM
we would love to have them here in the united kingdom of america :D
but being welsh i would prefer a pole dancing sheep
dinos22
05-24-2007, 09:12 PM
but being welsh i would prefer a pole dancing sheep
you sure you're not a New Zealander :rofl: :rofl:
alpha0ne
05-24-2007, 09:14 PM
Who do I give my money to ?????????:up:
I'd bet my left nut it was 'the fat chicks' that got it banned :yepp: :ROTF:
Quote:
"But Tory MP Ann Widdecombe attacked it as "cheap and tawdry". She added: "I would think this type of product would be entirely counter-productive to the image of M&S. It won't suit most of the customers who go to M&S anyway, so why do it? It's not respectful towards women."
Even worse, a fat female politician :ROTF:
dinos22
05-24-2007, 09:18 PM
Who do I give my money to ?????????:up:
I'd bet my left nut it was 'the fat chicks' that got it banned :yepp: :ROTF:
didn't you already lose a left nut in an old bet :D
alpha0ne
05-24-2007, 09:20 PM
didn't you already lose a left nut in an old bet :D
Err well surgery/transplants have come a long way in the last few years :D
NickS
05-25-2007, 02:44 AM
that's the reason UK is not considered an European country by others on the continent
they're :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana: whipped pansies :D:D:D:D:D
j/k :D
LOL
Makes me even more proud to be an American. We love neked chicks..
*looks at user title*
Daven
05-25-2007, 09:13 AM
**Random anti-American comment that makes me feel better because the internet is the only place I can vent my asinine opinions. **
Hey, I want it :D Where can I buy it in EU?
J-Mag
05-25-2007, 11:30 AM
This has to be the epitome of trashy American crap.
Last I checked Marks and Spencer is British and that's who the product was made for, most likely in China.
What percent of Britain has your superiority complex?
Shift
05-25-2007, 01:06 PM
Her thong doesn't even cover her butt all the way. Nice!
So where is the review?
LagunaX
05-25-2007, 01:10 PM
Will these run in SLI or do you need a special bridge?...lmao
Severance
05-25-2007, 05:02 PM
The stage is a bit small. But i think i could pull off the old 5 dollar bill in the mouth and lie on the stage trick. ;) .
Kasparz
05-26-2007, 03:05 AM
Gotta be totally lifeless geek to buy something like this. Guys, enjoy summer and pick up some real chicks instead of plastic crap.
DFI pit bull
05-26-2007, 04:39 AM
The real reason why it was banned is because she has crap tits, "come on I would have expected at least 40D":rofl:
They are on sale on ebay.co.uk though.
Big SturL
05-26-2007, 07:09 PM
Gotta be totally lifeless geek to buy something like this.
Evidently, this is an appropriate place to advertise its presence.
day187
05-27-2007, 01:58 AM
Saying nothing :rofl:
But you can still buy it from the UK. Pre order here (http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=13770&src=Home)
RADCOM
05-27-2007, 03:25 AM
that's the reason UK is not considered an European country by others on the continent
they're :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana: whipped pansies :D:D:D:D:D
j/k :D
Errr not a country where did that come from:shrug: The Aussie one would be real ugly and not to brighht either :rofl:
dinos22
05-27-2007, 03:27 AM
we're proud of our bogans :D :ROTF:
Starscream
05-27-2007, 03:43 AM
poll dance barbie?
Kasparz
05-27-2007, 03:47 AM
Evidently, this is an appropriate place to advertise its presence.
Even if we all are geeks, spending lot of time pushing hardware to its limits, its weird in eyes of normal people, but watching on half naked doll on USB is simply gayish. Geekness should stop somewhere. Thats just my opinion.
Brettbeck
05-27-2007, 04:04 AM
So technically it's not "banned" in the UK, just banned from M&S. It's so easy to see why... if you live here you would understand why people who shop in M&S are not the sort of people who would buy them.
Even if it was completely banned from the UK, who would actually give a sh1t anyway? Rofl.
Can you overclock her? :p:
wdrzal
05-27-2007, 07:00 AM
can I import rofl " No sex please we're british" lmao
Ya I bet Charles got one before the Ban........................
NO, not Fugger, Prince Charles :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Jimmer411
05-27-2007, 07:10 AM
Get a life and go to a proper lap dancing bar.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :ROTF: :clap:
Only in the UK! j/k
I think Im going to go pick up 2 of these, see what the guys think tonight after a few beers :up:
Jimmer411
05-27-2007, 07:13 AM
The real reason why it was banned is because she has crap tits, "come on I would have expected at least 40D":rofl:
They are on sale on ebay.co.uk though.
Oh god 40D would put her around 200 lbs! haha thats the kinda pole dancer you see down in bremerton!
that's the reason UK is not considered an European country by others on the continent
they're :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana: whipped pansies :D:D:D:D:D
coming from an EU citizen, AMEN to that :D
j/k ;)
demonbane23
05-27-2007, 07:33 PM
she has one move
newls1
05-28-2007, 06:48 AM
coming from an EU citizen, AMEN to that :D
j/k ;)
Who the hell is that in your avitar:shocked:
cozwin
06-04-2007, 08:22 AM
that's the reason UK is not considered an European country by others on the continent
they're :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana: whipped pansies :D:D:D:D:D
j/k :D
youll probably find that we dont want to be a european country lol we love having the pound its the most valuable money in the world beats dollars anyday :P
cozwin
06-04-2007, 08:23 AM
and euros :P
xenoasd
06-06-2007, 01:56 PM
wow, lol cant belive there such things as that.. imo its too flashy.
warlockza
06-20-2007, 12:07 AM
The BIG question is : Does she work as a vibrator? :-P
And will my gf agree to have a vibrating speaker doll moving up and down a pole inserted in .... ok say no more was just wondering :-D
Movieman
06-20-2007, 12:10 AM
The BIG question is : Does she work as a vibrator? :-P
And will my gf agree to have a vibrating speaker doll moving up and down a pole inserted in .... ok say no more was just wondering :-D
Go read the thread " Modifying your GF's Vibrator" if you want to laugh yourself silly!
The guy even posted a pic of the GF in it till I told him that wasn't too smart a thing to do..
(cute little blonde,app 21):yepp:
Brother Esau
06-20-2007, 12:30 AM
Errr not a country where did that come from:shrug: The Aussie one would be real ugly and not to brighht either :rofl:
Hey I am Austalian and thats not fair, I find very good worth in not so bright Aussie Blondes I'll have you know~!
Brettbeck
06-20-2007, 12:54 AM
I know this is off-topic but yesterday I heard Manhunt 2 has been banned in the UK too because it's "too violent". What a load of BS. All this because of those people who blamed the game for making someone kill their kid (with an axe IIRC).
strange|ife
06-20-2007, 02:26 AM
lol
i better hurry and pick one of these up. they are flyin off the shelve.