Dumdum Customer Experiences

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Post yours! =)

I have a good one from the other day:

Laptop comes in for warranty repair.. problem description:

Hard Drive will not play CD's or download hardware.


:woot:

[-thc-(cZ)]

Nobody? :eek: :confused:

Well I was gonna save sum for later but I'll give you a couple more :p:

Lady comes in to the store I used to work at, claiming that even tho she IS A+ certified, she had some problems upgrading her memory. After opening the computer case, we found 1 stick of RAM in the PCI slot and the other laying on the bottom of the case..


:confused:

[ahmad]

Nice. One time this guy wanted to buy a scanner. He had put the pictures on a floppy and now he wanted to scan them.

[-thc-(cZ)]

Nice. One time this guy wanted to buy a scanner. He had put the pictures on a floppy and now he wanted to scan them.

Haha, not bad.. I hope you did scan the floppy, gave him the print out and charged him at lest $99 for data backup :D

[-thc-(cZ)]

One more from me:

me: Did you decide which CPU you gonna use?

customer: Well I was gonna go with the Intel but then I decided to go with the Pentium instead..

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haha, I guess this is a computer forum full of computer people who do not have to deal with customers :)

LUCKY YOU!!

c'mon guys!

Hardware you never heared about:

MOTOR = modem

COMPRESSOR = cpu

COMPRESSOR, HARD DRIVE = whole computer

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Lady comes to our store.. first thing to catch her eyes are all the beautiful case we'd have lined up up front..

She gets EXTATIC:

This one is only 79.99???!!!!

...yup..

WOW!!

...but it doesnt have anything in it

OH (very sad face).. (thinking).. SO, really, you pay for the innards??

[Knight]

:lol: :bravo::lol: :bravo: :lol: :bravo:
And I thought I was a n00b. :slap: :)

[-thc-(cZ)]

:D

You guys are boring hah

instant classic:

"That one server we have (that you have never seen), do you know the administrator password for that?"