[XC] leviathan18
09-13-2006, 07:55 PM
its quite funny
>One morning the husband returns after several hours of
>fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
>
>lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a
>short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
> Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up
>alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you
>doing?"
>
> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that
>obvious?")
> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
>could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you
>up."
> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
>assault,"
>says the woman.
> "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
>
> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I
>know you could start at any moment."
> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she
>
>can also think.
>One morning the husband returns after several hours of
>fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
>
>lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a
>short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
> Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up
>alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you
>doing?"
>
> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that
>obvious?")
> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
>could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you
>up."
> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
>assault,"
>says the woman.
> "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
>
> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I
>know you could start at any moment."
> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she
>
>can also think.