You might be a Redneck Geek if...

[fart_plume]

You might be a redneckGeek if the battery on your computer is bigger than your 4x4.............


ok, guys give it your best shot................let's see if you can do better. IFMU gets to judge..........

[Movieman]

You might be a redneckGeek if the battery on your computer is bigger than your 4x4.............


ok, guys give it your best shot................let's see if you can do better. IFMU gets to judge..........

I shouldn't tell you then that behind me is a APC Smart UPS 3000
Weighs app 220lbs, appp 7-8U..Draws 26 amps on a 110v line when it kicks up!:D That's the truth, peaks at 26 amps, had a 30amp-110v line put in just for it..

[fart_plume]

you might be a redneckgeek if the casters on your case will crush cars..............

[fart_plume]

you might be a redneckgeek if you ever got your tongue stuck to your phasechange unit.............

[fart_plume]

You might be a redneckgeek if you have a bull scrotum hanging from your monitor...........

[Movieman]

you might be a redneckgeek if the casters on your case will crush cars..............

How about the 104lb SM case crushed the casters!:rofl: It did!

[fart_plume]

Movieman you are definitly a Redneckgeek............lol

[[cTx] Nooc]

uh, more "you might be a redneck if..." jokes :down:

[STEvil]

if you take your laptop on the tractor with you (guilty)

[fart_plume]

was it so you could play deerhunter?

[twilyth]

You might be an RNG if

you run to the store for beer, smokes and LN2

you find small animals stuck to your intake grills

your wc system doubles as a still

your computer has more horsepower than your tractor

the lights in your neighborhood dim when you run benchmarks

your power company sends you a year's supply of Skoal at Christmas

[Omastar]

your wc system doubles as a still

ROFL at that.

[WrigleyVillain]

the lights in your neighborhood dim when you run benchmarks


:ROTF:

[Grafton]

you might be a rng if you have deer hunter pro bass fishing nascar and dirt track racing installed @ the same time on your main rig lolz (guilty)


there is nothing wrong with a little moon shine just as long as you know whats going in and what coming out ;)

[twilyth]

there is nothing wrong with a little moon shine just as long as you know whats going in and what coming out ;)
{hoarse, aspirated, barely audible voice} Smooooth!!!

[fart_plume]

if might be an rng if if your prayer goes"and GOD don't let the moonshine eat through the cooling tubes"

[WrigleyVillain]

if all those tubes and cylinders and vats of strange colored liquids in your livingroom aren't part of a meth lab, you just might be a rng

[fart_plume]

you might be an rng if your farm has more processors than there are people in your town...............

[STEvil]

might be RNG if you incorperate your still loops into your computer case for liquid cooling

[fart_plume]

you might be an rng if your old pc cases are on blocks...............

[[XC] mysticmerlin]

you might be an rng if your old pc cases are on blocks...............

Dag nab it I'm busted :shakes: And the P.C. term is Hightec Redneck per George Jones song :up: And no still yet but I have some ideas after this thread :ROTF:

http://homepage.mac.com/peg43821/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2007-10-31%2013.30.10%20-0700/Image-EFB0483B87EF11DC.jpg

[littleowl]

you might be an rng if your farm has more processors than there are people in your town...............

:rolleyes: that one put me in! I was doing good staying out of this one but seems how where I live the only thing around is cows I fall into the redneck on this one! :rofl:

you might be a redneck if you make a redneck thread on a forum! :rofl:

[[XC] mysticmerlin]

You are a RNG if you take your Laptop to the out house with you.

You are a RNG if you have to go out to the creek to get water for your w/c rig.

You are a RNG if you run the chilled milk through the w/c loop for that extra something :up:

[fart_plume]

of course i am thats how i know .............. and my wife thought mystic merlins pic was of my stuff...........lol

[littleowl]

of course i am thats how i know .............. and my wife thought mystic merlins pic was of my stuff...........lol


:rofl: :rofl:

you have not seen the half of his redneck self! :rofl:

[Budious]

You might be a redneckgeek if you have a bull scrotum hanging from your monitor...........

I have mine hanging inconspicuously behind the perforated bezel of my empty 5.25" bays in my Lian Li case, you can barely make out the sway of the sack from the LEDs on the board. :D

Let me go get some pics over at my friends house, I will win this thread, lol.

[Sparky]

You might be a rng if most of the computers you own are housed in cardboard boxes (guilty :D)

[fart_plume]

You might be a rng if most of the computers you own are housed in cardboard boxes (guilty :D)

but do they double as incubators?

[twilyth]

you might be an rng if

you've used an old motherboard to replace a lost shingle
you're wife has asked you to turn off a computer so she could use the hair dryer
you get more than 10 daily ebay alerts for computer parts
you have mice AND hamsters living in your rigs
you've used a computer case as a trailer jack
you'd rather have a laptop than a lap dance
you were posting to the forum while any of your kids were being born
you've replaced windows system sounds with sound effects from Deliverance - squeal boy!!!
you've ever asked if Mountain Mods has a bridal registry
you use a wire cutter to trim your nails
you've ever had to de-louse your keyboard
you have a tatoo with either an Intel or AMD logo in the design
you've used a mud flap as a mouse pad
you've bought computer parts that "fell off a truck"
you're gut has to ride shotgun if you want to put your laptop on your lap
your case has a nicer paint job than your car
you keep a thumb drive on the same chain you use for your wallet.

[twilyth]

if you

have ever tried to barter farm equipment for hardware
you have a tooth-to-CPU ratio of less than 1
you have ever wondered if BBQ sauce would work as a thermal paste
your kids have ever tried to put a cow pie in the dvd drive
you've used a bungee cord or tie down on any of your rigs
you use the dvd drive tray to hold your chewin' tobacco
your working computers are stacked on top of your non-working computers
you set your alarm for 3AM so you can go fill up the tank on the generator
there are more ashes in your keyboard than in Uncle Leon's urn
you have ever gotten into a brawl over a benchmark score
you have named any of your computers after Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis, Elvis or Graceland

[Movieman]

if you

have ever tried to barter farm equipment for hardware
you have a CPU to tooth ration of less than 1
you have ever wondered if BBQ sauce would work as a thermal paste
your kids have ever tried to put a cow pie in the dvd drive
you've used a bungee cord or tie down on any of your rigs
you use the dvd drive tray to hold your chewin' tobacco
your working computers are stacked on top of your non-working computers
you set your alarm for 3AM so you can go fill up the tank on the generator
there are more ashes in your keyboard than in Uncle Leon's urn
you have ever gotten into a brawl over a benchmark score
you have named any of your computers after Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis, Elvis or Graceland

Guilty!:rofl:

[fart_plume]

you might be an rng if your old pc case now doubles for a spitoon

you might be an rng if your old pc case is now a doghouse,henhouse,incubator...........

you might be an rng if if your smoking cpu reminds you of calf fries..........

[twilyth]

you might be an rng if if your smoking cpu reminds you of calf fries..........
{gag, shudder}
http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Disgusting/vomit-4.gif

[fart_plume]

gag on which the smoking cpu or the calf fries?

[twilyth]

I didn't know what calf fries are and now that I do, I want to get that out of head. http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Others/others-301.GIF. Smoking a CPU is just sad - really, really sad. http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Sad/crying-028.gif

[fart_plume]

unfortunatly i also know what calf fries are and wish i didn't but people around here actually like them ,yuck.........

[twilyth]

you might be a redneck geek if . . .


you've ever put a stick of memory in the offering plate
you've traded you gun for a WC block and some tubing
you have a multi-meter hanging where your gun used to be
your wife uses cable ties for her hair because you won't pay for Scunci's
you have a dirty baseball cap hanging from each antenna on your wi-fi router
your WC reservoir is an old toilet tank
you've posted a video of your bowel movement clogging the toilet
you think safe computing means keeping the plastic sleeve on your cd's
you've ever spray painted your system specs on a highway overpass
you think there's something gay about the word "firewall"
you've given a first cousin more than a computer virus
even the RIAA wouldn't waste their time trying to sue you
you believe that if something doesn't fit, you're not hitting it hard enough
you have a 3 meter satellite dish welded to the junker in your front yard
you've used cd's as skeet

I'm tapped out - thanks to the Country Humor site (http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/mightbe.htm) for inspriration.

[yankee]

you might be a redneck geek if . . .


you've ever put a stick of memory in the offering plate
you've traded you gun for a WC block and some tubing
you have a multi-meter hanging where your gun used to be
your wife uses cable ties for her hair because you won't pay for Scunci's
you have a dirty baseball cap hanging from each antenna on your wi-fi router
your WC reservoir is an old toilet tank
you've posted a video of your bowel movement clogging the toilet
you think safe computing means keeping the plastic sleeve on your cd's
you've ever spray painted your system specs on a highway overpass
you think there's something gay about the word "firewall"
you've given a first cousin more than a computer virus
even the RIAA wouldn't waste their time trying to sue you
you believe that if something doesn't fit, you're not hitting it hard enough
you have a 3 meter satellite dish welded to the junker in your front yard
you've used cd's as skeet

I'm tapped out - thanks to the Country Humor site (http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/mightbe.htm) for inspriration.

I'm sorry, but that's the most exotic spelling of the word scrunchy i've ever seen.

Also, great thread! :up:

[twilyth]

On the package it's actually spelled Scünci (skipped the umlaut) although I don't know how it's pronounced. The only reason I know this is because I have really long hair and use at least 2 or 3 a week - more if I misplace them - or run out of cable ties http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Happy/nerd-113.gif

[charlie]

you might be a redneck geek if your keychain is a 2gB thumbdrive with a built-in beer cap opener.

[RAW-Raptor22]

you might be a redneck geek if You miss sf... (touche)

[WrigleyVillain]

you might be a redneck geek if your keychain is a 2gB thumbdrive with a built-in beer cap opener.

I want one!

But only 2GB? :p:

[Shocker003]

You must be a RNG if You are bleeding your wc loop, benching and post on your birthday

[CyberDruid]

You might be a RNG if...

Your John Deere mower has remote start and Sattelite radio
You run Cat5e out to the Treehouse
There's Folding Rigs in your shed...and spiders
For sighting in your AR you use a Dell

[[XC] riptide]

You're a redneck geek if you're on Hughes Satellite.

[fart_plume]

You might be a Red Neck Geek if you resurect an old thread like a 20 year old 4x4.......................

[fart_plume]

You might be a RNG if you bring a cellphone camera to a shotgun wedding..................

[Ashraf]

You might be a Redneck Geek if you reply this thread from your smartphone.

[fart_plume]

Your definatilty a Red Neck Geek if your Water cooling loop has 4x4 pickup parts in it:

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/fart_plume/DSC01229.jpg

Yes, it is from a pickup and yes it's going into my cooling loop.........

[STEvil]

Your definatilty a Red Neck Geek if your Water cooling loop has 4x4 pickup parts in it:

-snip-

Yes, it is from a pickup and yes it's going into my cooling loop.........

Guilty again, doh!

[fart_plume]

makes two of us,lol but it was . . . well not quite free, $100 for the whole truck, the front and doors went to fix my 3/4 ton after a seventeen yearold girl drovein to me at about 45mph.

[BrokenWall]

You might be a Redneck Geek if you reply this thread from your smartphone. Guilty, well I was reading it on my 3G iPhone.

[One_Hertz]

you might be a redneckgeek if you ever got your tongue stuck to your phasechange unit.............

Oh please that's not even fair. How could anyone resist the shiny!

[Blauhung]

I want one!

But only 2GB? :p:

If you find them I want one too!

I was guilty on the count of working computers on non-working computers and the use of bungee cords.

But...
You might be a RNG if your rackmount has a gun rack on it:p:

[[XC] 2long4u]

You might be a RNG if you post a pic for the July topic in xtreme competitions to win something fun.

[twilyth]

you might be a rng

if you think DRM means slapping your kids fingers when they reach for your chew.

if you think the EFF is part of Star Fleet (which, in fact, they are)

if your prized possession is one of those NASA-style pens that can write upside down - even though the only time you use it is to hit the tiny reset button on your router.

if you get confused when you hear someone talk about a router cut - why would you cut your router?

if you meet a distant female cousin and your first thought is how to get her email address or better yet, IM account id.

Inspiration by . . . (http://www.youmightbe.com/pages/computergeek.html)

[[XC] leviathan18]

you are RNG if your pc case is a miniature trailer of your trailer

[sjg0]

I shouldn't tell you then that behind me is a APC Smart UPS 3000
Weighs app 220lbs, appp 7-8U..Draws 26 amps on a 110v line when it kicks up!:D That's the truth, peaks at 26 amps, had a 30amp-110v line put in just for it..

How do you install a 30amp line? I wanted to do it but I though you need to re-wire your whole house with higher gauge wire.... :shrug:

[BrokenWall]

you can have a single outlet ran with higher guage wire on the single breaker.

[skycrane]

I shouldn't tell you then that behind me is a APC Smart UPS 3000
Weighs app 220lbs, appp 7-8U..Draws 26 amps on a 110v line when it kicks up!:D That's the truth, peaks at 26 amps, had a 30amp-110v line put in just for it..

APC Matrix 5000 sititng in the cellar 40amps @ 240v, with a total of 20 batteries :)

you might be an XS Redneck if every time a box comes from the egg, or PTS, your wife lookes at you and asks whats wrong with the computer now... ?

and with out missing a beat, you tell her that " something is wrong with this comp again and im trying to fix it."


you might be an XS Redneck if your yearly bills for new hardware is more than your car payments. :fact:

[HuffPCair]

You might be a redneck geek if you are sitting outside on your front lawn as you read this post and your on a desktop.

You might be a redneck geek if you have a computer case gun rack.

I tried best I could think of

[fart_plume]

You might be an RNG if you look at your left over pvc pipe as a new liquid cooling system for your pc.............

[hutkikz]

You might be a RNG if

You announce the installation of new hardware with a Tim Taylor grunt

You start a superPi run with the phrase "GIT ER DONE!!"

[[XC] riptide]

NecroMancer threads..... FTW!!!!!!!!!!

[Judaeus Apella]

If you've ever used a water cooled overclocked Pentium 4 Prescott as a water heater.

[hutkikz]

riptide;3578977']NecroMancer threads..... FTW!!!!!!!!!!

as predicted by:


You might be a Red Neck Geek if you resurect an old thread like a 20 year old 4x4.......................

[fart_plume]

Of course I predicted it , I'm Lord Marshall of the Necrothreads.................:rofl:

[phelan1777]

You might be a hitek rednek if:

You overclocked your tractor to dig a ditch from the local stream to your still before the Nascar Race starts, ran a length of garden hose to your trailer from the still to your water loop, then to your "indoor" plumbing and have it drain further down the stream.

Your "desk" consists of cinder blocks and a plank of wood from the barn.

You have "naughty" pics of your cousin in your "My piks" folder

Your trip to Walmart means a hardware upgrade.

[kylepaddock]

this form i SOOO funy.
:rofl:
:rofl:

[hutkikz]

Your "desk" consists of cinder blocks and a plank of wood from the barn.




aww you got me
My desk for the last 10 yrs. is an old church door sitting on a pair of speakers
with the cords going thru the doorknob hole. On top I have an arragement of ancient orange crates(1 dated 1928) and glass shelves from a display case.
Yup I'm a RNG