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Delirious
06-29-2006, 12:27 PM
I dont want to know how it got there.

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-06-29T173915Z_01_SP130276_RTRUKOC_0_US-PAKISTAN-BULB.xml&src=rss
Shpoon
06-29-2006, 12:29 PM
My freind's dad is a colon rectal surgeon, and had to remove a dead rat from some guy's ass once...
Delirious
06-29-2006, 12:33 PM
im sure people in that field see all kinds of very wierd things.

And i bet everyone of them like this guy says "honest doc, i dont know how it got up there." yah.....right.
n00b 0f l337
06-29-2006, 12:46 PM
Heh, my uncle is a gastroenterologist (sp') and the worst thing he's pulled out was 4 cooked chicken legs.
NWEng
06-29-2006, 01:09 PM
Let it be said that, for a least a little while, the sun really did shine up there.
couppi
06-29-2006, 02:43 PM
I dont want to know how it got there.

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-06-29T173915Z_01_SP130276_RTRUKOC_0_US-PAKISTAN-BULB.xml&src=rss

Ouch. I hate when that happens. :idea:
einCe
06-29-2006, 07:39 PM
lmao see the look on his face? he's guilty
crodan85
06-29-2006, 08:59 PM
Why do i get the feeling that he accidentally lost grip of the bulb :eek: and tried to say i don't know how it got there. don't know about u but i can not fit a light bulb up my ass and prisons can be lonely places :moon:
TheDude
06-29-2006, 09:45 PM
Hey...if we can find my car keys, we can drive out of here!
MaxxxRacer
06-29-2006, 10:30 PM
wow.. that is scary....
.sentinel
06-29-2006, 10:39 PM
I think he was trying to kill himself? Lightbulb up an anus makes bleeding very bad.
thunderstruck!
06-30-2006, 12:13 AM
Who kills himself by shoving large objects up their prosterior? That's a strange way to go.
thunderstruck!
06-30-2006, 12:17 AM
Heh, my uncle is a gastroenterologist (sp') and the worst thing he's pulled out was 4 cooked chicken legs.
Rofl, that's disturbing. It goes in the mouth, not the anus!
Reznik Akime
06-30-2006, 03:47 AM
Rofl, that's disturbing. It goes in the mouth, not the anus!

I suppose you've not seen that one particular episode of South Park, have ya? :stick:
DTU_XaVier
06-30-2006, 03:04 PM
I suppose you've not seen that one particular episode of South Park, have ya? :stick:
It shouldn't by chance be Paris Hilton related, would it?? :p:

Best Regards :toast:
hipogtr
07-02-2006, 07:59 AM
My freind's dad is a colon rectal surgeon, and had to remove a dead rat from some guy's ass once...

I guess that he doesn't talk about work at the dinner table. :nono: :D